omg in english i found out how to make word talk and it was dead silence and all of a sudden my computer was like
anal
This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.
outstanding.
well played sir
well playedÂ
(Source: mathaniel)
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50
whoever ends up dating me has to put up with me sending ugly pictures randomly and me making funny accents and me taking a long time to get ready and me sucking ass at cooking and me having a new favourite song every other day have fun
guys
i legitimately just cried
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING ASJDKFH;fkdhjsdfkjh
im completely serioius
im sobbing
this was absolutely sdklffsdjkdfsl<33
(Source: thedailywhat)
